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Your website is absolutely atrocious

there - 5 words

…wish I had an iPhone.

You’re not my friend, Tom

Thanks for the add, yo.

Make it work…

i really dislike your space.

Shutdown mySpace before someone stabs!

Thanks for ruining the internet.

this is only if justine asked him and I woul dnever say this but …

Are you single and why?
or
Are you single and why not?

Michael beat me to “You are not my friend”.

I like “Can I have some money” too though. I think I might use that.

But then, I happen to be in the “fortunate” boat of sharing a name with Tom. I get asked, maybe 2 or 3 times monthly, if I’m “Tom From MySpace”, despite the “my” at the end. So “Can you change your name” or “I hate sharing our name” could apply too.

I think I’d have to choose “Old fad. Pleas go now” though.

“You make me a loser” or “It’s your face; Oh, snap!” would be the only ones I could come up with.

“You’ve defined horrible websites forever.”

Tom, update your ugly site.

there is too much spam

You’re getting beat by Facebook!

http://mofata.blogspot.com/

“shoulda listened to me, bunghole.”

heh,…..yeah, me and tom don’t get along too well. :p

Only 5 words? “I am just as famous.” or “I thought you’d be taller.”

I think I’d say “Hey, are you on Facebook?”

why why why why why

Come on Tom… is this what you wanted? No? Well, fix it.

Who are you?

Why have you caused suffering?

“Why ya using Cold Fusion?”

Tom will you adopt me?

-hey i would get an awesome inheritance-

“Haven’t seen you since college.”

What left to say.. doom!

justine could kick yo ass.

I love you tom!! I love the longs conversations that I have with you!!
xD

Tom, you’re a fake, faker.

“Please punch Rupert Murdoch, k?”

Goodbye Tom, hello Mark.

“You’re a tool”

Your space is a dump.

can I borrow 20 bucks?

social networks require closed networks.

seriously. i’m not tom’s friend, but one of my 97 friends is, so everyone who is friends with tom or friends of someone who is friends with tom, or friends of friends etc.

and so, the very principle of social networking is defeated.

way to go myspace.

I know…I know…this will be six, but it’s probably the best line from one of the best films ever:

Andy Dufresne: “How can you be so obtuse?”

The Shawshank Redemption

*You don’t know everyone
*Cracka jack who?
*Is myspace dying?
*Do you ever message anyone?

Join Facebook if you haven’t!
or
Not my friend on Facebook!

Who are you?

wow these are amazing. You guys rocks!

Well, I’m late posting, but I’d probably say either:
“Facebook FTW”
or
“You’ve reincarnated GeoCities!”

Think twice before you choose the one you love. will she be there when you will be not what you’re now?
love is blind …ouh boy! whoever said that was not kidding.

We are watching you Justine!..

ps: did you receive my e-mails?

-Gokcen

* Not all freedom is good
* MySpace - honeypot for bad taste
* Friend request from Tiffany? HA!!!!!!

@coolfreind5 - that’s way more than 5 words.

“animated gifs are over”
“glitter text is not cool”

“get yourself some web2.0 readings”

@Kelzer/Well..u r right, mathematicaly is not but socialy it is :)/I presume u guys r friends in real life/I hope I m not interrupting/I just like to blog if u don’t mind/Cheers

“really…this is cool?…REALLY?” …thats what I’d say

I have met Tom.. I met him at a club in Pleasonton (Bay Area).. and ironicly.. I only said 5 words.. “Thanks for getting me laid” ..

Ditch Asp, and get a better designer… ohh maybe mention the idea of a Development server so that the changes dont effect everyone.

i will kill you tom

thank u because of u i found my old friend!

thanks for geiving me friend!