AN OPEN LETTER FROM STEVE JOBS
Posted at 11:57 am | 12 comments

You [iPhone users] all got your letters and I hope you’re happy. I didn’t get one yesterday so I cried myself to sleep lastnight. I cried so much that Steve Jobs must have heard and personally sent me an email this morning.
Justine,
I wish you would quit complaining about not getting an email from me. I felt terrible. Here’s your store credits and a few extra. Do with it what you will, but please refrain from saying the iPod Shuffle is dead to you. We’ve already got some calls regarding your apparent dislike for our special friend.
xo,
Steve
Yeah, that’s right… Steve signs his emails xo. Now that I have my $100 store I’m heading back to Starbucks to buy all the songs that are playing while I wait in line for my draaaank.













