Dear Stacker,

One of these days I will beat you. You will not dominate my life. You will not haunt my dreams. You are just a game and you are not better than me.

I hate you.

Signed,
(i)Justine

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According to the Stacker Wikipedia page:

“This game can be adjusted to for greater or lesser difficulty. The owner’s manual states that at the game’s highest difficulty level, the estimated ratio of wins to losses will be near 1 to 800. However, the actual ratio may be lower or higher based somewhat on the skill of the players, with the frequency of winning the major prize being set at the discretion of the game’s operator.”

I asked this guy working at the game counter when the last person won on this particular game and he said “We have a winner about every month.”

Oh yeah? Well you better believe one of these times it will be me. I plan to camp out and panhandle for spare change so I may continue my addiction. It’s so cold out. Good thing I’ve got this big jacket and my iPhone* to keep me warm.

*Note: Do not place iPhone directly into snow. May cause severe damage to speaker and microphone and everything else.

[ Watch the first Stacker video / View homeless photo on Flickr ]