..because I’m so in tune with pop-culture, I couldn’t help but go to the hospital that Britney Spears is being held at (aka, it happened to be on the way to the where I was going anyways).

Not sure if you’ve heard the latest on Britney. I mean, it’s not been the highlight of every possible media avenue (radio, internet, news, flyers, twitters, blogs, people on the street, your mom, dad, grandma, teacher, babysitter, etc).

Well, Britney apparently captured her children and held them hostage. The cops showed up. She shot one of them and then threw one of her kids out the window (the other was in the refrigerator for reasons unknown). K-Fed caught the falling child from the window and then lit the house on fire. Next, she baked a cake in the flames and then had a tea party with paramedics that later escorted her to Cedars Sinai.