At first I was extremely excited about this new feature on Facebook. Then I clicked.

Granted I would love to ignore ALL requests but including in that is friend requests!!! I don’t want to ignore those since I can only add people when someone deletes me due to Facebook capping their friends.

Speaking of people deleting me on Facebook — I’ve been receiving emails that say I’m using it too much and they can no longer be friends with me. Here are a few messages that I found humoring:

Message #1:
“Listen, Justine… I don’t know you and I’ve never met you. But here’s the thing, I see you’re name on my “feed” everytime I log on to facebook.. Honestly it’s starting to bother me. Can we keep the facebook activity to a minimum?”

Message #2:
“Dear Justine-
Sorry to do this but I must de-facebook friend you. You keep clogging up my news feed, and I find your obsession with the Internet non-sensical and without value.

I hope um… we can remain friends - no pun intended.”

Well, if you think I’m using Facebook too much, perhaps you should just start using it a little more to catch up!

UPDATE!
“Some guy” thinks I’m being too quiet! ha ha:

“Dear Justine,

Your feed seems to be getting quieter these days.
Please do more stuff on facebook because when my facebook friends do stuff, I feel like I am doing stuff too by association (when in reality, I’m sitting on the computer in my underwear drinking beer and eating way too many peanuts that my bowels can stand).

Yours Truly,
Some guy.”