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Come on, Justine, the bird was already dead; you didn’t have to kill it a second time!

“You’re going to get a bird disease!!!” Lulz, indeed.

RIP little birdy.

It probably flew into the door’s window and killed its self. You sure it was dead at first? Sometimes they just get knocked out and seem dead. But I’m sure after that “gentle” toss you gave it finished it off.

@applepie: Please don’t tell me that hahahaha

He was pretty dead. I’m sure of it!!

Maybe I’m just overreacting, but instead of throwing the bird in the yard, should it have been buried? No offense.

Aw, where was the proper burial and service?

Haha awh justine you killed him…

Bless ya…

Yeah he looked dead already *rolling eyes*

but you were good.. you tried saving him!!!

You always make me laugh!
love you justine!

My dad buried him after

Poor birdie. Dying and then being thrown! :[

That was just mean.

reminds me of that scene from “Failure to Launch”

Very strange handling of a dead animal. Kinda reminds me of a cat playing with a bird Justine.

I’m curious on how the bird died. Probably West Nile.
Unless it’s an airborne virus, you should be fine.
But FYI many birds carry pathogens that affect the respiratory system. I hope you didn’t inhale any feathers.

i can see this now: “PA woman threw bird off a cliff”….going to be a big hit just like the “US marines threw puppy off cliff” video….

but seriously, you probably don’t want to touch a dead bird, who knows what kind of nasty stuff it got, like bird flu or something….

What?!? But I thought repeatedly poking any dead animal brought it back to life!

i hope you dont get bird flu.

You should wear gloves and bag it and bring it to a local wildlife area where they can test it for diseases.

Here’s more information about how to handle dead birds - http://www.cdc.gov/ncidod/dvbid/westnile/qa/wnv_birds.htm

ANIMAL CRUELITY…. YOUR SICK PERSON JUSTINE. SOMEDAY THAT BIRD WILL HUNT YOU. DON’T YOU REMEMBER THE MOVIE THE BIRDS.

Also nice house your mom has she must be rich I bet and that’s why justine you never worked full-time in a real company before.

So your idea of a fun video is mutilating a “dead” bird? And you other commenter’s are encouraging this behavior? I can’t even begin to list all the things wrong with that; psychologically, morally and ethically…

I’ve been an ijustine fan for about a year now but I do not agree with what I just saw.

awh then the poor bird was burnt!!

Lol!!

Poor birdie… what justine, what was the birds name?!!?!?

Ummm yeah all you’re doing is poking a dead bird

Yeah, i found throwing around a dead bird a little strange, too… I can laugh at pretending to make it fly by spreading it’s wings, but tossing it around a few times for… for whatever reason didn’t sit too well with me. So far i’d thought you’re great!

I find that very disturbing…

Holy crap you have a big yard! Who’s the unfortunate soul that gets to mow it?

I hope no animal activist groups come after you… lol

Maybe try little bird-sized electric paddles next time.

PS I love how over dramatic some of the comments are.

Tina, I’ve had a lot of jobs. Thankfully I managed to get enough clients through them to not have to go to an office everyday.

Pretty Bird, pretty bird… pretty bird, pretty bird.

Love the comments… you just lost about 30000000000000 fans.

[blank stare]

You should have tried mouth-to-beak. That’s why you failed.

Countdown to this video and blog post mysteriously disappearing like the one about the Dan Dobi tattoo video parody. Never underestimate the ability of people to overreact.

I really hope you washed your hands, although I’m sure your mom probably told you to already. :]

Wow…you gave CPR to the bird then threw it off the door steps. I’m calling animal rescue.

may be next time when twitter goes down, we should call you to give the dead twitter bird cpr.

Justine… you’re sick…. just sick. I knew I liked you.

Don’t worry about those nay-sayers. You didn’t kill the bird. You didn’t torture the bird. The bird was dead and it helped provide entertainment for the internet.

I can’t help but picture what your reaction would have been if the bird had indeed only been unconscious and came to in your hand! Now that would have been funny!

iJustine, you killed Twitter!

No worries wafflejuice, this one isn’t going anywhere

and now… a moment of silence.

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wow, that was quite an effort.

TweetTees

I gasped a few times while watching this. I can’t believe you touched it without gloves and then threw it off your porch.

P.S. I probably would’ve done the same thing.

Reminds me of the King of the Hill episode with the Whooping Crane. Bobby says something like: “But we must bury his body so that his spirit lives on”

And Hank says: “And we will do that in the dumpster behind Stucky’s”!

HA! Poor Birdy though

You know, I’ve never really commented on anything you’ve done even though I follow you in all the social networking sites. I think you’re great. You’re funny, a geek and yes, everyone thinks you’re adorable.

I know this is what you do. You joke, you make fun of things…and I know you didn’t kill the bird. I’m not going to scream animal cruelty. I’m not going to start boycotting you.

Yet, I’m still bothered that you were throwing the dead bird around. If the bird had been someone’s pet, would you have reacted the same way?

This might not mean very much to you at all, since you have no idea who I am, but after watching that video I’ve lost a little respect for you. And I know your die-hard fans will support you in whatever you do, and they will probably call me an idiot or a loser and I, frankly, don’t want to deal with that, but I felt I had to say something.

There’s funny everywhere, Justine. I wish you could have found it somewhere else.

DEAD BIRD!!! Gonna throw it on you!!!!!
DEAD BIRD!!! Gonna throw it on you!!!!!
DEAD BIRD!!! Gonna throw it on you!!!!!

If death that bird meant way more to all of us then he did in life. iJustine, rock on rockstar…

In death rather. I NEED AN EDITOR!!!

I hope nobody throws my corpse around like that. That actually made me quite depressed, Justine.

That’s some poor bird’s mum. Think of how sad you were while watching Bambi, Justine. Now imagine the hunter throwing the mum around! That’s what you did Justine, THAT’S WHAT YOU DID!

This video actually ammused me a fair bit, probably a little disrespectful to the bird but I doubt he will be logging on any time soon.

I just lost all respect for you because you disrespected that bird. Why did you have to throw it? Why couldn’t you just bury it in the garden? Would you like to have your body thrown around by some giant and made fun of because you are dead?

omg! I SHOULD REPORT YOU TO PETA!
That’s so disrespectful to the bird! It’s a dead animal!
Don’t torture it! How would you feel if a creature played with your dead corpse in 80 years? Hmm?
Anywho, congrats on touching a dead thing! I hope you washed your hands afterwards!

i thought it was pretty funny.
i tried to save a bird once.
but it was alive, just trapped in my house.
he attacked me.
i punched it as it flew.
it died.
X.x
funny video though:D

I was a little disturbed, but more shocked when you threw the dead bird. When you picked it up by its wing I thought you were going to bury it, but you threw it.

I wonder though, would everyone still feel the same way if it was a mouse instead of a bird?

Hope you don’t lose too many fans, Justine. Were you drinking before you did it?

Awwwww…that’s so sad. :’-(

This was just great , I was laughing my ass off. I would do the same thing!! This cracked me up soo much. Come people it was a DEAD BIRD!! I totally saw the humour in this. I have taken may birds on thier “last flight” You ROCK Justine!!! Keep em coming and we’ll see you in Hollywood!!

What, no mouth to mouth?

Wow Justine… from your twitters, I’d never have thought you were like that. And yet… I officially love you. That was amazing. I love your attempts to try and make the bird “fly” near the end.

ps-I hope you washed your hands after that though.

HARSH!