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Jul 20

Fake boobs or jellyfish?

Posted at 10:36 am | 46 comments

Last week I was at the beach and there was an abundance of jellyfish washing up on shore for most of it. You could hardly walk in the water without running into one of these little guys.

Naturally, my sister and I thought they looked like something else. I decided it would be best to take this situation into my own hands and report the news.

Do you think I can be the internet and the news at the same time? Uh oh.

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46 Replies to "Fake boobs or jellyfish?"

I always thought there was something fishy about breast implants… *badda bum*

Aaron Saray on Jul 20th 2008 at 10:36 am

Seriously…. you just broke the story of the year. Wow, where was CNN, FoxNews and MSNBC on this?

k1mb3rly on Jul 20th 2008 at 10:36 am

The Numa Numa guy must have been in the ocean then. haha
maybe you should do more BREAKING news ha

Lewis on Jul 20th 2008 at 10:36 am

You are just the best. Keep enjoying life, and don’t let the little things, and the big things too, steal your joy. Wow, didn’t intend the post to go that way…

Gary on Jul 20th 2008 at 10:36 am

Well, I think your doing a pretty good job of being the internet AND the news at the same time.

Dimitrio on Jul 20th 2008 at 10:36 am

Hey, they’re just the right size, too. From parasailing they look like hamburger buns.

Mandy Van Cleave on Jul 20th 2008 at 10:36 am

Hmmm, please continue these breaking exclusives. Especially at the beach in bathing suits.

Rob on Jul 20th 2008 at 10:36 am

wow I think you make amazing news!

Did you create your own opening titles in After Effects, I liked them very much

lukeb3000 on Jul 20th 2008 at 10:36 am

You are hysterical. True story.

KathleenLD on Jul 20th 2008 at 10:36 am

I hate when the beaches get like that around here! You can’t go swimming without getting stung!

But no, I don’t think you can be the internet and the news. Huey Lewis needs to The News for his music.

Jay on Jul 20th 2008 at 10:36 am

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Giorgius on Jul 20th 2008 at 10:36 am

This will Definetly be on the front page of digg

Guf on Jul 20th 2008 at 10:36 am

Justine, have you started a new type of news media? Internet Newscaster? You better watch out, CNN is going to be coming after you offering millions as a pay-out.

justdpl on Jul 20th 2008 at 10:36 am

@Jay
Does that mean that fake breast implants, I mean, ahem, real implants for fake breasts, well, does that mean that those even sting!? How hideous! Women are truly a mystery in every way!

weckman on Jul 20th 2008 at 10:36 am

Freeplay Music!

Don’t worry, I used some too…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4mIr3W7GWo

timmy on Jul 20th 2008 at 10:36 am

lmaooooo!!!!!! that got me laughing! Love it, if Justine becomes a newscaster for CNN, I may be watching more of the news these days.

Anthony Woods on Jul 20th 2008 at 10:36 am

ummm, huh?

LaLaFuFu dotcom on Jul 20th 2008 at 10:36 am

Damn It Girl your crazy!!! that was hilarious!

Cary on Jul 20th 2008 at 10:36 am

Hahahahhahahaha OH MY GODDDD. hahahahaha.

Keenan Neigel on Jul 20th 2008 at 10:36 am

Yeah, I guess the “fake implants” thing didn’t really make sense.. but, I mean.. hey, that’s what you get on a one take fake news story!

ijustine on Jul 20th 2008 at 10:36 am

LOL

sam on Jul 20th 2008 at 10:36 am

Dont know how you can do these with a straight face, but i guess that’s why you are a pro!! Keep up the good work.

AlmostaGeek on Jul 20th 2008 at 10:36 am

i love you justine!
hahahah.

you always bring a smile to my face.

J.R. on Jul 20th 2008 at 10:36 am

Great stuff! Love you

Micha on Jul 20th 2008 at 10:36 am

those were the most boobish jellyfish i have ever seen.

callaflower on Jul 20th 2008 at 10:36 am

I was going to say the same thing about the “fake implants” thing, but i guess i arrived late. Great news! We should get more Real World news! on iJustine’s News Network! iNN

Jorge on Jul 20th 2008 at 10:36 am

Perhaps it’s a new trend amongst female dolphins and mermaids??

RF-1 on Jul 20th 2008 at 10:36 am

some women have fake boobs

misterx on Jul 20th 2008 at 10:36 am

Justine!!
I very love you (:
LOL I’m from Israel , but I still love you (:
You are awesome!!!!

Arthur Love Justine on Jul 20th 2008 at 10:36 am

Maybe jellyfish and breast implants are the same thing! Fake breasts are just the worlds most expensive jellyfish!!

GM on Jul 20th 2008 at 10:36 am

Ahah that reminds me of that one commercial where those boys find fake implants lying around in the beach X]]

Alesa on Jul 20th 2008 at 10:36 am

OH JellyFish. I can’t stand FB’s..

Troy on Jul 20th 2008 at 10:36 am

Oh I love you Justine. This was the best video in a long while. :). Almost as funny as “bake yourself an arm cake!”

Larisa Rozenbergs on Jul 21st 2008 at 10:36 am

Lol.
The first time I saw those, I was with a friend and we were in middle school… My friend had the same thought in mind, except, she went through with putting them in her bathing suit top. Needless to say, she was sorry about 1 minute later. Haha. Nice Entry.

Britta on Jul 21st 2008 at 10:36 am

i bet sharks with freaking laser beams attached to their heads are behind this atrocity

majortk on Jul 21st 2008 at 10:36 am

that was hilarious! they really looked so real or fake or real fakes or… you know what i mean.

Mark Buensalido on Jul 21st 2008 at 10:36 am

They make fake implants? Wow, I wonder what the real implants are like…

Matt on Jul 22nd 2008 at 10:36 am

haaaa!!! You’re awesome.
I laughed my ass off to this video.

Alex M on Jul 25th 2008 at 10:36 am

You’re so warped. I love it. :]

Michael Johnston on Jul 25th 2008 at 10:36 am

haha. My moms implants r there hahaha. ur so funny. and hot. haha

Jimmy on Jul 25th 2008 at 10:36 am

i wonder if anybody has claimed them yet….

goby on Jul 25th 2008 at 10:36 am

That is too funny. I should have done a report when they washed up on the beach near my house. It was interesting at first to check them out, thinking that it was a misplaced implant. They are actually okay to pick up too, very interesting to examine.

Bubba on Jul 26th 2008 at 10:36 am