tasty blog snack

Wooooo!

Fun!

“Honey!! Has the toilet always been plugged into the wall socket??”

Gives new meaning to the phrase “it was a shocking bowel movement” !

Toilet… with built in manscaping.

Ohh good a plugged in toilet! now when my poop splashes me it wont be cold!

hey is your toilet running….. Yeah… Well go catch it…..

No blood for IPOD

http://flickr.com/photos/30132253@N06/2817785161/

Though Bob’s “Massage-o-John” worked great in theory, the flushing part become its one fatal flaw

Plop, Flush, Splash, Zap!

potty mouth

“iJustine’s blogging chair.”

The US prison service has found an innovative way to reduce expenditure on man diapers with its new electric chair. (sick i know but what the hell)

i can haz poop burgers? nom nom nom om! flush!

I can only assume this is for the southern hemisphere..you know, a little pump that makes the water turn the right way when you flush, like in The Simpsons?

Although used to the escalation of pranks in the office, Bob wondered if he had gone too far this time with the taser-enabled toilet seat….

Sever Closet: Meet Water Closet.

Heard of Podcasting? This is Bowlcasting.

“Introducing, the new electronic toilet. Heated for your butt pleasure and electrified for men who sit too long on the crapper! Get yours now!”

http://www.vanilla-milkshake.com

I came here to kiss ass and chew bubblegum.
And I’m all out of ass!

“C’mon… I dare you.”

“Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the iCrapper.” - Steve Jobs MacWorld 2009

The toilet needed to recharge for Bubba’s next visit.

Guy 1:”So um, like what happens if the electricity goes out?”
Guy 2:”You don’t want to know!”

Rumored to be released at Macworld San Francisco 2009, the next Time Capsule will have 5TB of storage, ten times the range of Wi-Fi coverage as that of the current generation (N1 enabled), and you’ll be able to take a s**t on it. Seriously.

Worst. Electric Chair. Ever.

“Can’t use the toilet now: it’s recharging.”

IR TOILET ROBOT

Could you give me a something hot to drink?

“does this mean central seating?”

FEEEEEED MEEEEE!

iPod, not iPood

LMAO @ Giles!!!

Now you are in for some seriously hot %&!$.

iToilet 2.0- Because we thought we should give something else bad battery life!

or

iToilet 2.0- Always Backing Up.

It keeps going and going and going!

“Simply lift the lid of the tank to reveal the secret charging shelf for your iPhone, hidden within this seemingly standard toilet.”

now my poop glows

“If You Sprinkle While You Tinkle, We While Shock Your Poorly Aimed… Thing.”

“They finally add electricity to one of these things, and they couldn’t add a motor to make sure the seat is back down?”

“But will it play Crysis?”

-!

Today Microsoft released the latest Vista patch.

The new iToilet from Apple.

Great, now when I go to the bathroom, my twitter status will be updated. Are time spent and volume included?

After Apple delayed the release of the iPhone 4G, a string of strange deaths have been reported in Apple Store bathrooms.

Well, sucking power’s gotta come from somewhere.

The perpetual geek conundrum. If I take a sh*t, I can’t plug in my laptop. If I plug in my laptop, I can’t take sh*t.

“Thats right! The Easy Clean 3000 vibrates. Its the Sonicare of toilets.”

“Now introducing the shockwave 2.0 with immediate feedback via an electric shock when the man in your life misses the bowl and hits the seat”

Steve Jobs announces the newest gadget to be released this fall from Apple, “iPotty”. Using the twitter API and your home’s wifi connection, iPotty will tweet out your restroom history with the built in Apple booty sensor and water disruption detector.

Beat cellulite with the all new Vibrato seat! Double up on activaties in your “private time”, get a tight, firm butt through our revolutionary new electrolosys procedure. Be sure to look out for version 2.0, which allows for user generated content.
(was that too far??)

Plunger not quite cutting it? Introducing the “Electro-Bowl”! This revolutionary new toilet uses enhanced suction, electrical current and a high density laser, (patent pending) to choke down even the nastiest clogs. So go ahead, give it your best shot, we guarantee you don’t have it in you to clog this bowl!

Who needs a bathtub and a toaster?

Now both your tool and your stool can be room temperature!

“Another plug-in upgrade?! Wordpress.. is that YOU?”

iPee

Electric shit.

“Oh gosh, I hope I don’t miss!”

I was expecting more from the Google Chrome guys.

Introducing the iTolet from apple. Go twice as fast in half the time.

“Its finally here, the 1st toilet to beat…… the toilet, Twice as clean and only half the stink. Introducing the Apple iToilet.”
*Remote Flush function requires iPhone. Sold seperately.

For those cold mornings, when you just need a jump start.

“I rather be plugged in than clogged up!”

The “Hot Seat” gives you a warm welcome… and a cold goodbye. I thought that idea had been flushed down the toilet already??

iPhone drop #21?

“Please don’t pull the plug. But you can pull my finger.”

Beta testing the new Super Toilet, Aqua Teen Style:
http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=01a10e98009e251de7b300807d4f509a

Death row inmates in Texas were surprised on Tuesday to find the new addition to their cells along with a box of ExLax.

Yikes! I broke your comments! Sorry!

1. Sorry it’s plugged in, but with the WiFi, 3G and GPS all switched ON I have like zero battery life in with this baby….

2. And syncing this device…. don’t even get me started…

3. Apple releases: Mobile Pee - and as you can see, it doesn’t work either….

Toilet model reads: “Bloggers Choice Edition”

Heat Your Seat…Shock and Awe

Splurged on the electric toilet, economized on the can-mounted spotlight above it.

Relax for hours, now with a built-in stereo.

“You know it’s Justine’s toilet when it plugs into the wall.”

The latest in our line of noise-cancelling technologies.

4. Mom… the toilets plugged again….

The tank also doubles as a freezer!

“Tasty Log Snack - launching soon :)”

iTurd docking station

5. That’s it…. Let me take a photo of my plugged toilet and we’ll see who wins….

The iCrapper Ultra, “Simple to Poop”

This toilet comes with a built-in “garbage” disposal

Oh Damn…Honey!! Are we all out of iWipe?!

Automatic input device for the next Craption Contest

Only In America

Portable toilet … iToilet ? :d

(to the tune of gilligan’s island…) “Just sit right back, and you’ll sear your tail, sear it as you take a sh*t”

If you miss the toilet….
You’ll be sorry.

Even Benefiber isn’t enough to get things moving at 48 below.* * *Retractable auger not pictured.

http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/images/gizmodo/2008/06/portable-flush-toilet.jpg

McCain’s Energy Plan.

I can hear the jingle : “Plug it in, drop it in …”

In this episode, Bob Vila remodels the electric chair.

The first port-a-potty.

Sales were slower than analysts predicted, as most consumers opted to wait for the iPoop 2nd Gen

And one more thing… (APPLAUSE)

The iPooper. We have computers, we have a phone, we have the iPod. We have decided to get into a new business. The Toilet. You can store 1 Billion songs. It has built in Speakers. And it can connect to Apple TV, iPhone, and your Mac. (APPLAUSE)

okay technology is REALLY getting out of hand i just burnt my butt on the toilet for the THIRD TIME THI MORNING…. aple itoilet was a bad i dea..

Va-poo-rizer!

The perfect office setup: 2 USB plugs, Firewire 400 and 800, Gigabit ethernet, and a DVI plug for that perfect 30ing monitor you always wanted.

Worst. Water cooling system. Ever.

Toilett industry discovered that you can charge twice as much for an object when it’s white and wired.
I bet there’s some shiny fruit placed at the lid!

The iPartyBowl - Pure-Fi Power Potty Charger and Speakers. There’s no reason you can’t be the life of the party while sitting on your throne.*

*Compatible with iPhone, iPod touch, and iPod classic.

Rumors that Apple’s development team has gone in the shitter have been greatly exaggerated….

Ipoop. In style.

Husband: “Honey, When did the toilet get plugged in?”
Wife: “When You bought that new turbo button for it.”
Husband: “And that was when?!”

Well, Amazon sent us the Electric Toilet, but where’s the Fur Sink?

We help business people. That is, people who have to do business.

-x-rays and photographs the details of your product and sends it to your family doctor SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO!
-plays business-related music from the vast iTunes store from speakers located on the underside of the seat
-Automatically updates your social networks with what you’re doing, and estimates how long you’ll be tied up
-and MUCH more!

iToilet drop #2: I don’t recall eating corn.

Automaker TESLA introduces the first ELECTRIC Toilet, the TUSHLA, complete with re-chargeable lithium-ion self warming “cushion”. “When You Go…. Go GREEN with Tushla!”

This is the After pic. The Before was McCain’s Presidential hopes. My name’s Barack Obama, and I approved this flush.

If this doesn’t improve his accuracy…

“What do you think of the floor tiles? I was considering putting some in my bathroom.”

It’s almost finished… I just need to work out how to make urine inert…

Not a caption… but I just realised that toilet is against health and safety in the UK at least. In the UK it’s illegal to have a socket in a bathroom. At all… heh

When gravity and pipes just aren’t enough this toilet starts pumping!

Kohler and Saturn bring your their newest green endeavor. This new toilet coverts your pooh into, ooooh….? Bio diesel. That’s right! your excrement will now help your car get 37 MPG.

The Porto-Doctor!

“I see you haven’t been drinking enough fluids Mr. Jones.”

._.
Terrifying.

Comes with WIFI too!

Can’t find your book? Introducing the ipot. Store all your favorite mp3’s on this 21st century crapper. Listen to music while your in the shower or on the John.

- Maria !!! The iToilet it’s loaded and ready !!!

The ultimate blogging throne with built-in Wi-Fi for those special blogging moments. Lifecasters need not apply.

It was at that very moment that Edgar regretted not picking up that generator after the last hurricane.

my best work is done here

Not just any toilet, for ever duty you do on the toilet, a tasty treat pops out. The more waste, the more treats! Did I mention it talks?

“what next?”

“Now it can flush!!!”

I was just pooping and the next thing I know, I popped a fuse.
My electrical supplier pays me to create fecal art in this thing.
Great, now I can warm my feet after I deficate.
To prevent swarms of bugs from circling your toilet, we’ve incorporated a bug zapper into your porcelain thrown.
Want to prevent your redneck neighbor from doing some ice fishing in your toilet? Now you can just plug it in and forget it.

Unfortunately, noone had the guts to ask marketing if people SHOULD be able to cook bacon while on the can.

Shit different.

my electrical bill was crap!!! not sure why they charged me so much… i went all-out ‘green’ for nothing. that’s b.s. ::sigh::

plug and play !

The bloggerPotty! The only accessory you’ll ever need for your new MAC Book Air.

shock-o-crap - when you need that extra help in moving that stubborn poop.

“Colonics Not Included”

and you thought that just wasting water was bad enough…

iPoop.
bowels the competition.

“The new iJustine dock” Sync in progress

“Plug me in. Turn me on. Do your business then leave. W***e”

MOM!!!! The toilet is JUICING again!!

iJustine meets the iToilet. But why couldn’t they have added a Firewire port???? Sheeeesh.

Introducing the latest from Apple Technologies: The iPlop. Its simple, just plug and pee, or number 2! Simply plug your iPlop into a nearby outlet and enjoy the refreshing rythmic sounds of the latest music while you do your duty. If you have to pee, we recommend the hottest beat “Shake It” by Metro Station. (Only $0.99 plus tax and toilet paper) Then simply flush your troubles away. Features included: GPS, Free Long Distance, Free Plop-to-Plop minutes, Camera and Touch Screen Flushing. In stores now! (Lithium Peeon battery not yet fully tested, should toilet start smoking and/or burst into flames remove yourself from the seat immediately and take pictures. Our lawyers are standing by)

“The first computer to run Windows 7″

“Plug me in and enjoy warm times. I can also update your twitter every time you sit”

Go ahead, take your picture, see who has the last laugh tonight.

The new suicide toilet. Brought to you after years of relentless testing in prisons all over america.

FailPail.

Make sure you plug in the toilet BEFORE flushing!!

Where’s the poo?

iPot

The iSh*t! Bill Gates best work yet.

“iToilet recycle **** into energy and solves global warming”

And you thought the Clapper was cool… Here’s the new CRAPPER!!!

It works the same as the original Clapper… Clap on…. Clap off….

Did you turn it off and on again?
(Couldn’t resist the IT Crowd reference with the cord there)

EAT S….. AND DIE!!

Next time you pee on the seat you’re in for a shocking surprise!

HEY iJustine please don’t not drop your iPhone in there !!

“I don’t know how to run this thing. How do I contact tech support?”

Electro-Flow …Energizing your lemonade!

If you get sick and have to “drive the porcelain car,” then consider this new Hybrid!

“what’s wrong with this toilet ?”
iJustine : “Nothing !”

Butt Warmer now standard!

1. Charge your iPhone and your toilet at the same time!
2. Let’s just hope there’s no rolling blackouts across the nation…

“MacPoo Pro with mag-safe adapter. Innovative Intel-based toilet from Apple. There’s something in the bowl.”

Toilet market shares are sure to plummet among other toilet bowl companies now.

Private Potty Training for adults!

now with positive reinforcement featuring the voice of Microsoft Sam!

If I had to choose “The way to Go” - I would probably choose this electric chair.

the really big ones trip the breaker

Only in Alaska can your mind be in the Arctic while your A$$ is in the Tropics.

when your plug-in-pot’s got charge
and you feel a fecal barge…
diarrhea!

Hopefully you get this Justine…lol:

“I bought a toilet.”

“It’s a nice toilet.”

“Do you want to use my toilet.”

“Are you a toilet? I’M a toilet. You’re a toilet!”

“What is a toilet!?!?”

“I - DONT - EVEN - KNOOOOOWWWW - HOW - TO - SPELL - TOI - LET!

For those that don’t know…watch this hilarious video, and you will understand.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGwFdzc6Mgg

Another way for Americans to waste electricity.

EASY INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO INSTALL YOUR NEW TOILET CAM

(I know this is gross, but so is the story that some public toilets are rigged with toilet cams. they’re probably wireless cams… hopefully, this will serve as a warning for those who use public toilets)

Reached for comment, Microsoft spokesmen disputed the claim that they no longer attract the best engineers and revealed the newest version of their Zune music player.

Introducing Microsoft’s Vista Toilet… when things get really crappy just CTRL, ALT, FLUSH.

So what happens when there’s a power cut?

“OM NOM NOM NOM!!!!!!”

Brought to you by the creators of the Hummer… the new H-Poo

another reason for kids to be scared of potty training lol

It’s the “IGo”!

“I hate when I forget to charge my toilet and it dies in the middle of a call”

“I can’t wait for the new software update”

“only $0.25 for ten minutes on the vibrating toilet”

I can’t wait to write apps for it.

omg you guys are seriously hilarious. I’ve been dying all morning reading these

Finally, a Windows machine that does what it’s supposed to.

Remember “Trainspotting”?

Now this one may not be recognized by those who didn’t experience 1980s late night TV commercials:

“Crap-on ; Crap-off ; crap-on crap-off, iCrapper!”

… who said geeks don’t appreciate iToilet humor

Toilet: Don’t sit on me or i will shock u
Person: No you Won’t
Toilet: I am Electric
Person: So
Toilet: Ok then

Toilet: Works Every time, a Great Way to Stay unused and stink free

lol the only thing i could think of….

DAMN! I missed a previous caption & posted something similar ! (Embarrassed)

Thinking…

Nimble, meet Sh*t.
CrapBook Pro

The new Green is brown.

Now we have to be careful not to drop the toilet into the bathtub.

Glo-bowl warming

this isn’t original
..

Shut the door, take off your pants, get on top of me, and do what you have to do to satisfy your need.

Love always,
The toilet

“Go paperless with the iThrone. Still no copy, but it can handle the paste”

now with a more powerful flush

oooooo…..! i wish it’d hurry up and be done charging already!

The Sharper Image catalog item #28690

Google Chrome FTL .. Google Porcelain FTW !

Who plugged the toilett this time??!!!

Jealous of all those other “Auto-Flush” toilets you see everywhere?

Well now you can own one of your own, but “out-doo” all the rest! This model has an Auto-Flush, and Auto-wipe sensor! It even pulls up your pants/skirt for you! WOW! Now you can twitter on the pot more efficiently!

Introducing the SuperBowl 2.0. This year keep score of who made this years best nachos!

Caution Tag: Electric Shock may occur! Do not operate when filled with liquids.

flush to teleport

the telepot

“The K-9V Behavior Modification System. Fluffy will never drink from the toilet again”

Oh… is that where Britney Spear’s career went? Well… I suppose they can welcome Miley Cyrus now!

“Here we see Microsoft HQ…”

PLUG N’ POO!

Don’t mind me. Just recharging my iPood

“Chocolate Rain! I move away from the toilet to breathe in.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EwTZ2xpQwpA

Fed up with low powered bidets that leave your rump in shambles? Why not flush, wipe and wash in one easy step with Hurricane Latrina®? Hurricane Latrina’s patented TideScrub® technology will leave you feeling fresh like a New Orleans breeze. If you’re tired of letting the french do your dirty work, then it’s high time… for high tide. (Hurricane Latrina® may cause severe flooding and is not recommended for white people.)

Beam me up Scotty - i’m in a world of shit down here…

josh you are my new god and I am your disciple. Please teach me what you know so I am able to pass through the holly gates as I know you will be doing in short time.

It is an AAS

Automatic Air Sanitizer.

“Now see the old owner of this house installed this new TV toilet. You can sit and put your head between your legs, get some fresh air and watch TV projected in the water. Really come in handy for those times you pass out on the toilet.”

Now there is no need to double flush the 2 horsepower electric motor will swirl yesterdays meal down in one simple flush.

Hello World!

Introducing the iToilet. It plays 10,000 toots, and comes with it’s own plug in charger. TP not included.

Bidet… or not to bidet. That is the question.

Toilets Of The Future Will Require You To Plug Them In..

I knew i should have crapped before i wiped my butt! gosh dang. now i gota start all over again.

“All the more reason to be on my laptop while I use the loo. I can now plug it in.”

Bill Gates crockpot

Starbucks and American Standard merge to bring you: the Venti CRAPuccino

Leave it to iJustine to find something like this

“of course my toilet plugs in… doesn’t yours?”

text FLUSH to 45986.

Wireless is impossbile

iPorceline ~ flushing soon

windows tried making an ipod, but due to copyright reasons, all they could make is a “crappy” itoilet. well… at least it works better than Vista!

LUCY!!! U GOT SOME SPLAININ’ TO DO!!!!!

New iPoop 3G…..50% faster downloads!

Windows tried making its own ipod but due to copy right reasons, all they could make was this “crappy” itoilet. Well… at least it works better than Vista.

No need for toilet paper: sit, sweat, spray…done!

individual Poo odourful device

Major Antifunctional Crap

Download… Upload… DELETE

Toilet must be plugged into a power source to complete update

LUCY! YOU GOT YOU GOT SOME SPLAININ’ TO DO!!!

“You don’t want to see what happens when it gets the Blue Screen of Death.”

ooh now i can charge my peripherals while downloading!

Windows tried to copy apple by making its own ipod, but due to copyright reasons, the only thing they could do is make this “crappy” itoilet. Well, at least it works better than vista.

I feel bad for you in about 5 seconds…

At this month’s Keynote, Steve Jobs introduced the new “iToilet”.

…It is plugged in for the video camera to work…Eww.

Shouldn’t have ate those wild berries!!

“the new itoilet 3g half the price flushes TWICE as fast (sometimes)”

the new potties at Jamba Juice ….. would u like a boost with that?

“Honey, unplug your blow dryer so I can flush the can!”

“Alaska - so cold foot warmers just don’t cut it”

Toilet: “I am fancier than a Japanese toilet. I have heated seats… BEAT THAT!”

Hey, it’s better than using an electric ice ogger.

wow, i guess they meant it when they said holy shit..but nowwww its ELECTRIFIED HOLY SHIT! Yesh!

its time to take up the offering in church (brand of toilet).

or

feeeeeed meeeeeeee seeeeeaaaaaaaamooooooooorrrrrre

“Comes in a USB powered model too!”

(Me) “Hey Justine Can I Use The Restroom?” (Justine) “The toilets not charged yet”

Let me introduce to you… iToilet. iMac, iPod, iPhone, iToilet. Spending years on making a toilet five years ahead of its time. O, and the plug provides power to the light up apple logo on top of the lid. Starting at $1000, get one at your local apple store today.

And, tell me… What could it offer to me that an iPhone can’t? =P

“This here is the Electro-flush 3000. It has two modes…Regular…and White Castle.”

“No more toilet paper! The electroilet comes with its own built in wiper!”
(& patter for the ladies)

There was an error in processing your device, please remove and try again.

Sometimes the flush just needs a little more…. “umph,” you know what I mean?!

“Plugged in and Ready for Love”

At least the seat is warm when I sit down

In a desperate attempt to reach out to the gaming audience, Steve Jobs introduces the first World of Warcraft gaming chair.

I guess they never heard of the solar model.

iPoo.

plug n’ poop

poopa chalupa

So, that’s how IJustine does her hair in the morning? Wheres the hair spray?

What a WASTE…of electricity.

Al Gore’s toilet, but hey, atleast he bought carbon offsets!

Have Your Buns Toasted while waiting for your coffee!

“Check me out, I’m kickass”

From the creators that brought you Tickle Me Elmo, a whole new level of potty training, meet TickleMe Asshole. It helps encourage children to release their bodily fluids in the toilet as they sit down and make contact, by providing gentle shocks to the urinary tract and anal sphincter. :-p

I need to use this when I realise I choose Qik?

The one and only “Power Potty”.

plop, plop, sizz, sizz.

What`s a caption contest?

I ordered a taxidermy kit from “As Seen On TV” but they sent me a toilet.
It’s the perfect toilet to get ‘Rick Rolled’ on.

When you have to plug it in to flush it down, you will regret eating that last taco…

For when you reeeeeeally need to go when your out in public, and you don’t like to use the public restrooms — just pull out your iGo toilet from Apple, INC and plug it in and “Go”.

Is no one going to say anything about this being the new Zune docking cradle?

Great…. one more thing that won’t work when the power goes out.

“Intel Inside” Along with some other crap. Just like your PC.

“Twitter toilet let’s all of your followers know your every flush.”

Michael Lohan Minus The Shit

Toilet lab tests came back positive

Plug in for massage. Works especially well when friends are hung over.

Poople Chrome; Plug ‘n Pee enabled.

The downside to iToilet battery life.

Men’s toilet Etiquette: When you’re done using the toilet, put the seat back down and unplug from wall.

Just “Timeout”! Everything else should speak for itself… ^^

“Burn Cream Not Included”

The Turbo Sh*tmaster 3000. Featured on iJustine.com (she’s the internet)!
Includes iPhone/iPod, and laptop charging station for those times you must finish your blog, even after a night of eating things you’ll regret for the next three weeks.

Just another poolitically charged bowl of crap.

California new budget cuts have led to this new execution devise

As if the world needed another plug n play application…

“Have a Potty mouth? Potty Penalty TIME!”

Air Force toilet, Mark II.

Electriseaty is where it sat. You can Depends on us.

“WANT TO PLAY A GAME”

“STAND CLOSE IT’S SHORTER THAN YOU THINK”

its a toilet (so you think)
MWA HA HA HA!

ladies and getnlemen, its not just your ordinary toilet! With the new startdadr featrues you can Crap in style!!! heated seats and calming music plays while you squeeze out that last drop of your day!!! now just yours for 5 easy payments of $39.99 and your ETERNAL SOUL!!! Call Now!

The GAMER2000 is equipt with a heated seat, 10 user memory, bidet function, blow dryer, blinking LEDS and the all important network jack. It can be flushed from your laptop. Hit the MS key and the jobs done. You never have to leave the bathroom when playing marathon games. Hand washing is a thing of the past.
This model has an easy maintenance contract and will be supported until “PRONGHORN” ships. Copyright Macrohard 2008

Wow, “shocking.”

toilet:flushing step away and hold on to your belongings enjoy the ride

If I can figure out how to get wheels on this thing, I’m gonna use it
for my commute in the morning! (May not solve the gas crisis
though!)

Well, it had to happen. Justine has finally broken down and started using toilet humor on her site…

“Is this safe?”

Due to recent cultural erosion in Alaska, the difference between the amount you eat and the amount you deposit will be surgically removed just prior to departure.

So, whenever you use one of our toilets, it is crucual that you save the receipt!

The Power Squatter…

e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e–e-e-e-lectric-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-f-fying!

nuff said!

Warning.. this toilet is not to be used as a toaster.

This toilet is recording all your (bowel) movements. To retrieve your future 3 day dietary needs to stay regular, just flush and wait for the paper roll.

ok i know your supposed something really funny but i dont get why the toilet has a cord, ohhh wait so if someone takes a big pooh and it needs like back up it uses electricity haha

Throwing your life down the drain is now easier with this automated toilet.

If it gets clogged, it will say “System Overload”.

“The iPoop. Twice as fast, half the water; making Apple even more environmentally friendly.”

Whoa, Justine. I know you lead a very plugged-in life, but isn’t this just a wee-wee bit too much?

Gives the term “Plug & Play” a WHOLE new meaning.

America 0
Japan 1

“With this new electric filter, no worries when the power goes out… just dip your cup in and drink. Please make sure the water is not yellow or has anything brownish inside. Enjoy your treat!”

Caption: Butt euhh Toiletplug.

The toilet that no longer uses water, but electricity. Plug the chord in a and your shit gets zapped away.

so fresh and so clean clean

someone layed the wrong kinda cable…

If you get stuck, just use the Telecrapter.

That last file about crashed my harddrive!! Stop eating weird treats Justine!

Our new and exclusive 12 Mega pixel model: with night vision and a seat warming decoy no one will ever find out.

I just can’t do it captain I need more power.

This toilet was designed for people who suffer from “Pottorectumpoia” phobia. The toilet will automatically flush and self-clean so the sufferer will never panic from the fear of “losing oneself”

So, umm, do we have a winner?

It’s the Plug’n'Poo!

It shows the conversion between how many people use the toilet and the percentage of those that poop…

“Charge your iPod while taking a doodie.”

“This sucker’s electrical. But I need a nuclear reaction to generate the 1.21 gigawatts of electricity I need to flush this turd back to the future.”

Oh shoot. ASSELECTRICATION!

Quiver me buttocks!

Shock therapy for when you’re irregular!

If you don’t want your dog drinking the toilet water, do what I did, electrify the water!

ah….the japper crapper!!!

The new PC….

All you do is use me !
This Stinks !
When can i have the lime light !

Mac vs PC

So you bought a PC, then you realized that it had Windows Vista on it, when you turned it on it froze up gave you a blue screen of death, but silly you, you never bought that $500 protection plan from “Geico” (you could have saved $200 from the manufactures price).
Now what are you going to do?
Well you need to get rid of this PC (piece of crap), and get a new computer.
After careful consideration (o look an Apple commercial on TV) you deicide to get a mac.
BUT WHAT ABOUT YOUR DUMB PC??? Well no need to fear Apple is here!

Introducing the iJohn, not only is it a toilet, but you can flush any piece of crap down it, all you have to do is plug it in, take your PC (pieces of crap), place it in the bowl and let Steve Jobs to the rest!

Did we mention that it has a Wireless K Router and a 500 terabyte hard drive built in? Now you can surf the web and save files faster, all wirelessly on the iJohn.

What is the difference between this toilet and those running for president? This toilet is no longer filled with crap and it is plugged into reality.

Charging complete.
4:58 remaining.

‘I’m warning you don’t put poop in me or i’ll burn your butt’

Sick of wires?

3G Internet. It’s time to upgrade.

(you should sell as an advert campaign to an interweb company for a bazillion dollars.. or you know.. the cost of a flight in to space)

“Hi, I’m a PC…”

Don’t pee on the plug, bad idea.

“Shit Happens… You’re Here For A Reason”

Kind of like a power nap, “Power Crap”

Google TiSP Finally Comes to Life!!
http://www.google.com/tisp/

Pull the plug, sink, I can’t take shit anymore.

“Introducing, the iPoop. A great place too poop, while listening to your favorite mp3’s.”

iSHIT

POOGLE

It just feels like i forgot to do something before we left…oh crap honey turn around i forgot to unplug the shitter.

Plug ‘N Go Technology

Nirvana - Plugged

“In order to save money, the Association of Capital Punishment came up with a new design for the electric chair.”

im confussed!!!!!!!!!! what do i have to do to get a t-shirt aigan lol ?

“my thinking chair…where I do my thinking??”

ps dont really send the email address followed an e-mail, i just wanted to post this comment.

Electric Chair? I think not. I aint doin’ business on that thing!

“ive got a bottom got a bottom full of sunshine (*flush*) oh yea thats good justice”

Wait! you forgot to plug in the toilet..jeez.

READY… SET… FLUSH.

Clean, yet not very green!

“Everyone outside is wondering why I am walking into the toilet with my camera…. but is HAS TO BE DONE!” :o)

Don’t let the plug fool you. This is NOT a real toilet, and you will in fact be RICK ROLLED if you try and sit on it…! You’ve been warned

Can you feel the love to night…..

Steve Jobs has annouces the new Apple iPood - for when you drink too much ‘Apple’ juice.

Kind of like Vista… You need a little something extra to get this one working. Should of bought the Apple toilet. It would of came with a self charging battery pack.

“Ipoop.TV - watch what happens when shit happens”

It’s Electric!

the song it’s Electric by Marcia Griffiths..

I’m sure with your sence of humor you could RUN ….with the lyrics to create something wonderful lol

You can’t see it
[It's electric!]
You gotta feel it
[It's electric!]
Ooh, it’s shakin’
[It's electric!]
[Jiggle-a-mesa-cara
She's a pumpin' like a matic
She's a movin' like electric
She sure got the boogie]

You gotta know it
[It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie!]
Now you can’t hold it
[It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie!]
But you know it there,
Yeah here there everywhere

I’ve got to move,
I’m going on a party ride
I’ve got to groove, groove, groove,
And from this music
I just can’t hide.

Are you comin’ with me?
Come let me take you on a party ride
And I’ll teach you, teach you, teach you
I’ll teach you the electric slide

Some say it’s mystic
[It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie]
You can’t resist it
[It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie]
You can’y do without it
[It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie]
Jiggle-a-mesa-cara she’s a pumpin’ like a matic
She’s movin’ like electric
She sure got the boogie

Don’t wanna lose it
[It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie]
But you can’t choose it
[It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie]
But you know it’s there,
Yeah here there everywhere

Horn Instrumental

I’ve got to move,
Come let me take you on a party ride
And I’ll teach you, teach you, teach you
I’ll teach you the electric slide

Horn Instrumental

Some say it’s mystic
[It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie]
You can’t resist it
[It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie]
You can’y do without it
[It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie]
Jiggle-a-mesa-cara she’s a pumpin’ like a matic
She’s movin’ like electric
She sure got the boogie

Don’t wanna lose it
[It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie]
But you can’t choose it
[It's electric
Boogie woogie, woogie]
But you know it’s there,
Yeah here there everywhere

All lyrics are property and copyright of their owners.
All lyrics provided for educational purposes only.

“It does all the work so you don’t have too!!!”

“come let me take you on a potty ride ” I forgot to post the song

“Flex-ed Buttcheeks + Plugge