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How to not pick up a chick
Posted at 6:39 pm | 40 comments
Even though this video makes me look like a crazy person, it is almost a true story.. except for the part of me yelling. The rest — all true 
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40 Replies to "How to not pick up a chick"
Shiloh on May 18th 2009 at 6:39 pmLOL!! iJustine, this video is absolutely hilarious! Sorry that you had to go through that! Been there! Good job!
Gerard Massey on May 18th 2009 at 6:39 pmWhat a douche. I’m going to go ahead and assume he had his collar popped, visor upside down and cocked at some weird angle, and had enough cologne ward off any passerby.
Then again you probably couldn’t answer any but the latter due to your blurred vision.
Skybuck on May 18th 2009 at 6:39 pmProbably a negero… reminds of window licker music video
Lauren on May 18th 2009 at 6:39 pmhahahaha I CANT EVEN HEAR YOU… I mean see you..
hahaWhat song is at the end? I likey
Louis-Philippe R on May 18th 2009 at 6:39 pmtoo much funny lol mouhahahahahaha crazy :o)
Larisa Rozenbergs on May 18th 2009 at 6:39 pmHahahaha, that was INTENSE!
Keith Lang on May 18th 2009 at 6:39 pmWhat a great piece. You’ve truly mastered this artform justine. Love the voice alteration.
In the future I can see Sesame Street enlisting you to make videos with hidden educational content.
Keitho
MizzV on May 18th 2009 at 6:39 pmROTFL!!!!! this kind of situation has happened to me and people i know a few times! seems like you got a crazy one. btw im still laughin at this video!
QUeith on May 18th 2009 at 6:39 pmhahahaha! what an idiot that guy!
great that you weren’t using your glasses u_u
at least you won’t ever ever remember his face :]
Ryan on May 18th 2009 at 6:39 pmSorry about that. My bad. I’ll be nicer next time I try to hit on you.
Derek on May 19th 2009 at 6:39 pmAll you’d have to do is say ‘I’m actually a man’ in the voice you used for the guy in your story.
Of course there would be that moment of awkward silence…
Nickcast on May 19th 2009 at 6:39 pmOk guys she doesn’t care if you’re rolling Range Rover and you’re crunk. Please be rolling in a sizable minivan, be very sophisticated and composed and then freak out and act like you’re Steve Jobs and you have the next hot tech gadget, OKKK maybe that’ll work
MMJ on May 19th 2009 at 6:39 pmPretty funny stuff!
Frankie on May 19th 2009 at 6:39 pmi swear i´m sane hahahaha
we love you too ij
lukeb3000 on May 19th 2009 at 6:39 pmHa when I don’t wear my glasses I often accidently ignore people who I know. I think we all need robot eyes. ROBOT EYES FTW!
MissQOKC on May 19th 2009 at 6:39 pmI think this is my favorite ijustine video! admit it, you were lookin.
Dan on May 19th 2009 at 6:39 pmYou should make a video or something badass for the Stanley Cup playoffs.
helen on May 19th 2009 at 6:39 pmBe glad you are you and not this nasty creature that tries to pass himself of a a normal “All American” guy. There are some decent, loving guys who respect women, who dress the norm, love their families, serve our Country, work at a job and have some self respect. Not all try to follow some idiotic leader who dresses like a clown. We are not shocked by this behavior, but just don’t like it. We like men to be men.
Lee on May 19th 2009 at 6:39 pmha ha ha. This is so cool! Who has seen my picture for iJustine - look on my twitter: @Lrv94
zac on May 19th 2009 at 6:39 pmYOU are the cutest thing EVER at :19 when you do your first impersonation!!! kudos, keep up the good!!
Dwayneosx on May 19th 2009 at 6:39 pmhahahaha love the video Justine! Thx for making my day! :-V
Bryan Villarin on May 19th 2009 at 6:39 pmYou knew what you were getting into coming to Los Angeles, right?
vesna on May 20th 2009 at 6:39 pmHeeey sexy!
i love ur blog and u love ur vlog ;P it’s amazing.. i was so bored at work, then i find ur videos, and now it’s fun again hahahaa =)
u have a psyco humor and i’m loving it..
is it okey for me to use ur videos and link to you on my blog? ?=)
The Constant Complainer on May 20th 2009 at 6:39 pmThat video was awesome. Welcome to LA. Oh, and by the way… GO PENS!
Louis-Philippe R on May 20th 2009 at 6:39 pmI is a 30 year old baby my favorite toy it is a computer mac. You see mac is not to complicate bye bye to excuse I must go to sleep he is too late.
chad on May 21st 2009 at 6:39 pmyoure DAMN HOT!!!!!!
Robert on May 22nd 2009 at 6:39 pmAlthough not fun to experience I’m sure, that was HILARIOUS!!! Question, where do you get your sound loops?
justine on May 22nd 2009 at 6:39 pmwow that is so funny i am at school please post more.
Josh Stodola on May 27th 2009 at 6:39 pmWaiting for s3.amazonaws.com…
I’m leaving now because you paid Amazon to fuck me over on content delivery. Way to go.
