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I got one a little over 2 years ago for 74 in a 50 (I wasn’t really going that fast but thanks to a corrupt judge and cop, I got stuck with it). I ended up with no fine, a day in a safety class, 4 points on my record and a nice increase on my insurance premiums. Its not a fun experience.

i got pulled over and the cop saw my work shirt and said your a mechanic fix your tail light and let me go

Maybe you have bigger chance to be stopped by the cop if you’re a sexy girl… and the cop has to be either a man or a lesbian LOL (jk!)

Well, my dad got pulled over for going like 52 and got a ticket for going 72, but the van infront of us were the ones going 72… 275$ speeding ticket…

but we actually have an alpaca farm!… they’re mean sometimes and will spit at you!

“Sheets of paper” made me LOL

Your video’s keep getting better and better.

First a sad iJustine… and now a crying iJustine

My secret wish has come true

nope, kind of hard when you don’t have something to drive! only one more year! by the way once again, another great video!

I’m sorry to hear about your friends alpaca farm. Did the farm catch on fire or the alpaca’s or both? Were you going to help put out the fire with a blanket or water or maybe a fire extingquisher? I wonder if alpaca’s know to stop drop and roll.
Chad

Space Humidity
Episode II
I didn’t know alpaca’s couldn’t fly

Captain iJustine and the crew of the Starship Harris Teeter bravely fought wildfires earlier today. A suspicious alpaca was seen leaving the Krenshaw Alpaca Farm shortly before the fire started. A ring of fire surrounded the farm and had trapped hundreds of alpaca’s. With time running out Cpatain iJustine used the ships catapult to get the alpaca’s to safety. Having successfully drained lake Michigan the Harris Teeter carried it’s payload of water and dumped it on the Krenshaw Farm. With the fire out the crew of the Harris Teeter beamed to the surface to inspect the damage. With no alpaca’s in site Captain iJustine questions her new first officer, eJustine. “What power setting did you use on the catapult?” “The home run setting Captain.” eJustine replied. Meanwhile in France……….This is Frenchy Lane reporting live from the Eiffel Tower. They appear to be falling from the sky. Hundreds of them. Oh the humanity!

Chad

I’ve talked my way out of three speeding tickets. The first one, the cop caught me going 60 in a 35, but he didn’t have me on that radar gun thingie. The second one, 50 in a 40, the cop knew my dad so it was really easy. Third one, the cop was bored and pulled me over when I was just going 5 over, after talking for 15 minutes, he just let me go.

On the fourth one, I got a ticket for $100 for doing 83 in a 65. He was actually nice and bumped it down to 78, he told me anything more then 15 would have been a reckless driving charge. My excuse I was late for Thankgiving dinner with my folks… turns out the cops around here are rather strict on the holidays.

I haven’t gotten caught since then…

Are we to believe that hundreds of alpaca’s flew halfway around the world? If so, the chance of them landing in a tight group like that is just about impossible. I mean really, this just can’t happen. To get them to fly that far they would have to be traveling 5 times the speed of light. The friction alone would, well it just wouldn’t be good.
Chad

If you coated them with teflon I bet they would make it. Or sprayed them with some Pam.
Chad

The point isn’t if they made it there. The point is they made it to France in a tight pattern. It would be more feasable if they randomly fell over all of Europe and Russia. And I’m assuming that as soon as they hit Russian airspace MIG’s would be scrambled and sent on interception course’s. The alpaca’s wouldn’t even make it to the ground.
Chad

Yeaaaa… I got pulled over in full uniform, working whites and for those who cant guess thats navy, and the sheriff himself handed me my 330ish $ speeding ticket… Without a shrug or a smart @ss comment…

Granted it has gotten me out of numerous other speeding tickets,, i think the depressing part is that almost everytime i’ve been pulled over I’m going down a hill. Mehhh, ohh and I actually bank on acting respectful not “flash some skin to win”, then again that left me with a big ticket.. yup, next time i get naked…

Friend of mine was speeding down a west Texas highway when he got pulled over. With out of state plates, he feared the worst. As my buddy sat waiting, the cop did his best intimidating Texas Ranger stroll up to the car.

My friend rolled down his window and the officer said to him “Son I’ve been waiting all day for you”.

My friend’s response “I got here as fast as I could”.

The cop actually cracked up and let him go.

I’ve only talked my way out of one ticket in 14 years of driving. It was a legit reason. I was rushing home to use the restroom due to food poisoning. When I told the officer simply that I had to use the restroom, he replied “Me too son me too. Well be careful.” That was it. He did follow me most of the way home though.

#askij Hey justine I just wanted to ask if you could do a video of how you do everyday things. Like stuff people do differently.. IDK. #askij #askij @ijustine.

BTW: i watch all your videos and am inspired by you to be a vlogger myself, but dont know how so im not going to be one. blah. lol

BYEEEEEE

I have once. I was on my way to work, and I *blew* by a cop on the Garden State Parkway- at least 85, close to 90. As soon as he pulled out, I knew. I slowed down, got over, and pulled over immediately when he flashed his lights.

I confessed immediately. I told him I knew I was wrong. I had my license and reg ready as soon as he got to the window. I was humble and apologetic. And with that, he let me off.

I think the best way to get off is to not waste the cop’s time. If you get pulled over, have your stuff together. Don’t lie, don’t pretend you didn’t do it. Just fess up and hope for the best.

(And I’m a big doughy white guy. I highly doubt there’s any way I can use my looks to get out of a ticket.)

I got pulled over and given a speeding ticket. The real action didnt happen until I went to court though. I got a firm talking to and had to write a 3 page double spaced essay on Resonance and the Violin. I wrote 5 and got the ticket thrown out. No points, no fine lol.

If I was a cop and pulled eJustine over, I don’t think I could give her a ticket. I’d give her my phone number though! LOL!

It wasn’t a speeding ticket but I got pulled over for forgetting to turn on the headlights. It was a rental car and I wasn’t familiar with the controls and I had no idea that the headlights weren’t automatic as they are on some cars. I simply told the truth and the officer let me go.

i love this one a friend of mine and i got pulled over and she had the best excuse i have ever heard in my life!!!!!!! so the cop comes up the the window licens registration and before he goes back to the car he asked her why she was going so fast she looked up at him and said i was hoping to get home before i compleatly bleed out of my tampon and onto my seats but as it feels i’m afraid i didn’t get hime fast enough so if you could plz speed up this process before my seat is marked with a perminate spot that would be amazing . needless to say he didn’t even take the information back to his car he gave it back and said have a nice day…

a couple of years ago I was cruising with my beemer on the autobahn over here in germany. it was the middle of the night, my gf was bitching around, I just got the begining of a flu … all I wanted was driving home. a stupid nerd was blocking the left lane, while the autobahn was at least totally empty … this was to much for me and hit the gas pedal down for passing on the right side, which is forbidden here … at 190 (km/h) I noticed someone is following me with the same speed. well, 100 was allowed … if there had not been a road work … 80 (km/h) was the allowed top speed for that moment. I thought it’s someone else who is as stupid like me. on the exit lane I got a strange feeling … well, they were cops hunting me. I was friendly, didn’t try to say any stupid shit … so they were friendly too … but this didn’t save my ass … it was like $400 and 3 month walking … I don’t think iJustine or eJustine would had have a chance to get out of this =)

aggred!

yep…I apologized and admitted to my offense and the dude let me off…its happened a couple of times..momma said honesty is the best policy and she was right!

I tried that one ounce. The cop tazered me in the face.

What car do u have

I got out of a ticket once for speeding. I really didn’t try to talk my way out of it, but some how I got let off with a warning. So, shutting up is the best way to get out of a ticket.

I’ve been ticketed twice. The first time was doing 55 in a 30mph zone in a residential area. The 2nd time was 65 in a 55mph zone. It was in one of those speed trap counties here in the south where the counties’ main source of revenue it seems is speeding tickets. Officer Billy Bob parked his cruiser just over a hill where you couldn’t see him until too late.

And a couple times, I’ve been let off with a warning. I’m no Fast & Furious kinda guy; most of the time it was nothing more than about 10mph over the limit. In other words, nothing to brag about.

first off i am a cop and when you try the sexy stuff with me you got a ticket it does not work

I’ve never been caught speeding, yet. lol. But I did hit a deer with my car last christmas eve!

Oh, this was awesome! Esp. since I just got a ticket for talking on my cell phone. I had a moment of thinking I could pull the cute girl card, but he was a state trooper and wasn’t having *any* of it. My sister has gotten out of a ticket. She has a three pronged approach: it goes something like this: be sweet and engaging, have a prop — in this case she had a text book from her university and use the prop as alibi. She told the officer she was late for class, turned out the officer had a daughter and the same school and bada bing bada boom, they get all friendly like, and no ticky for her! Me, not so fast thinking, not so lucky….

I’ve gotten myself out of a few violations, the first was right after I turned 16 and I was out at like 3 in the morning with my friend. We parked by a park and hadn’t been there 2 minutes before a sheriff pulled up behind us. I didn’t have my license on me, I was out past curfew, and we were at a park during the closed hours. I made up a story and said we were just waiting for the Donut shop to open (It opens at 3:30) and the Sheriff let me go without even a warning. Lol then I realized that the donut shop doesn’t open on Sunday

Then I wrecked my car while under the influence of pain killers (I was headed to the hospital btw) and the cop didn’t write me a ticket or anything because he felt bad for me because my dad was such a douche.

I did however get a speeding ticket a few months back for going 35 in a 30. I was fricking pissed off. I was polite, I’d never had a previous ticket, plus I was going down a hill. The cop tried to tell me I was going 47 and I knew I wasn’t so I asked if I could see the radar and when he brought it out it said 35. So he wrote me a ticket for it…. $55 God Dammit!

When do you think is the best age to get married?

what’s the greatest concert you’ve ever been to? #askij

I got pulled over twice but never got a ticket, talked my way out of both. The first cop was probably gay and the second cop was a woman.

do u like monkeys????? and what color do u like them in? answer it in on of your ask ij videos

my mom was dropping me off at school and we was already running late && my mom got pulled over before for speeding 60 in a 45 ..She told the (HOT&& YOUNG) officer that I was going to miss my “plane” if we didnt hurry and get to the airport.. within 5 minutes she talked her way out of two tickets (speeding and no seatbelts) and talked her way into a DATE with the hottie in the uniform!

I managed to get myself out of a speeding ticket after flying past an undercover cop doing 90 in a 55 mph zone. He came up to my car as I was freaking out and asked me what the rush was and I told him that I was tired and just wanted to get home after a 12 hour work day. Which was true. He took my license from me and went to his car and after more time for me to freak out about the potential consequences he returned and said “Alright there cheif. If you slow down I’ll let you go this time since your so close to home.” he then gave me back my license and let me go. And as I left I kept thinking about how in the name of god I wasn’t arrested or ticketed.

Est ce que tu te sens bien ?

i think the stereotype is the crying first part gets girls out of tickets. LOL… seriously though… when i was in the navy… a military ID worked 9 out of 10 times and i was a CHRONIC speeder! now… i have like 10 points and i only got out 2 years ago. LOL

I’ve been pulled over twice. The last one I got out of… probably because I didn’t even try to deny it and was really respectful and repentant. Didn’t cry or anything, just admitted it. Luckily, it wasn’t much over… so the cop let me go.

The first time I got pulled over, I was going 5mph over the speed limit in Iowa (seriously… who has 25mph speed limits?) It was 7pm on a Saturday night and I had MN plates. I didn’t even argue because I was too shocked that the officer would pull me over for 5 over the limit. And the only reason my father found out was because I just paid the fee and didn’t go to court. So the Iowa police refunded my $13 court fee and mailed it–in official Iowa police stationary–to my parents! So frustrating!

i find it very disturbing that the police who pull the public for traffic violations are theones commiting the same offenses themsleves. many times i wil be on the road and I will see officers blowing threw redlights, speeding, improper lane changing, running stop signs , tailgating, where is the justice and can we report them if we the public see them commit these violations

in the vid about u getting pulled over. u got a police badge from Randolf Ma. R u from there???

Yeah I’ve actually talked my way out of a speeding ticket. I was going 60 in a 45, cop pulls me over and asks if I know how fast I was going, I said well I believe I was going 15 over the speed limit so… 60? He says “Wow, first honest person today”. “Because you were honest with me I’m going to let you go with a warning”

Point is… why lie on how fast you were going, the cop knows

My cousin and I got pulled over doing 97 in a 65. The state trooper walked up to the window, saw the fire department stickers, said “fellas try to slow down, don’t want anybody getting hurt. Have a good night.” Turns out being in the Fire Department has gotten us out of close to a dozen tickets.

ijust slowed down!